Sheep Placenta Shots

I was in a crappy hotel room in Hangzhou, China last week for this party at a bar called Joy Luck Club. The morning after the party, woke up with a fuzzy head and looked at the mini-bar in the room to see what might un-fuzz my head. Coca-cola, 7-up, hmm, how about this little bottle of ... "SHEEP PLANCENT ELEMENT" [sic] (羊胎素精华口服液).

What?

Bad spelling. They mean to say Sheep Placenta. It's a brand called Boss Forest from Australia. It has a jumpy kangaroo on the logo, and a happy little lamb cartoon guy on the bottom. Says it's good for skin, anti-aging, repairing damaged cells, and improving organ functions. Which organ, hmm?

Only 15 RMB (about 2 USD).

I drank it up in two quick swigs. Like taking a shot of liquor, but instead of burning the throat, it was coated in sweet, herbal syrup, kinda like Jagermeister. It gave me the little sugar rush I needed to get up and moving. Did it help my skin? My fuzzy head? You decide:



Want more placenta? Try this deer placenta.
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Public Durian Eating #2

Public Durian Eating #2
Location: The Shelter club, Shanghai, China
Victims: The Antidote Party people
All pics by Joey Gu @ Phogger



Another crazy party night at my favorite bomb shelter in Shanghai. Late into the night I brought out the stink bombs, super juicy ripe cuts of prime durian fruit. I circled the rooms looking for victims. Interestingly, most of the girls ate it right away, but most of the guys turned it away in disgust. Wimps. Philistines.

Here's a few pics of Public Durian Eating #2, Feb.2009...















* What's this all about? See Public Durian Eating #1...
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