Deer Penis Wine
Taipei, Taiwan
After eating chicken testicles, we continued down the main lane on Snake Alley, until we came to a shop specializing in Deer Penis Wine. This is purported to be an aphrodisiac, giving men sexual vitality. They have these big glass jars filled with liquor and in the middle is a preserved penis of a deer. Porn star size.
Feeling inadequate, we sat down and ordered a shot. Like most Chinese wines, this stuff was just brutal strong and something you don't sip for enjoyment. And it's not cheap. One shot cost us about $9 USD. How's that compare to Viagra?
And did it work? Well, let's just say that well-endowed deer's got competition now. Watch out Bambi.
Do you think this stuff is hocus-pocus? Guess what, they've banned deer penis for the Olympics. I guess they don't want those athletes having any fun anyway: No condoms at Olympic athletes camp.
Not into deer penis? How about some deer placenta?
Labels: aphrodisiac, deer, taiwan, TCM, traditional chinese medicine
posted by Michael @ 7:51 AM
5 comments
5 Comments:
sounds grim, have you tried the snake wine at Harley's in XJH?
Good to meet you the other day (at The Bulldog after antidote)
Jesus. This blog reminds me of the "food" I had to eat while in China. Awful.
Deer Penis Wine :)))) ive never tried this one.
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yuk sue
Hmmm... Does it work for women too?
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