Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Nanjing Chicken Embryo, Duck Blood, Bull Penis

Nanjing chicken embryo, duck blood, bull penis ... well isn't that a mouthful? Yes, and a delicious one. Last weekend I took the train to Nanjing, just a few hours up river from WeirdMeat's Shanghai headquarters. My good friend Coco introduced me to her good friend Nono, and thanks to Coco, because Nono turned out to be the perfect guide to Nanjing.

Nono took us to Nanjing Da Pai Dang, a very nice, but not too expensive, Nanjing specialty restaurant on the Hunan pedestrian street. It was a food explorer's dream. Literally hundreds of small dishes to choose from, each with real samples to look at instead of having to read the menu. Clean and modern, but classically decorated. We were greeted by kind elderly men in traditional dress, and seated by shy giggling waitresses who went to great lengths to ask me if I needed a fork. They could not believe I, a foreigner, could possibly handle two sticks to eat my food with. I amazed and charmed with my unorthodox but capable chopstick skills.

So here's what we ate! I'd heard about a Nanjing specialty that is similar to the Philippine balut, and the Cambodian duck embryo, but the difference in Nanjing is that they're chicken egg embryos, not ducks.

chicken embryo

Nono carefully explained there are two types in Nanjing -- the dead ones, and the live ones. That didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and I doubt the Supreme Court could handle it either, so I demanded a better translation. The "dead" ones are called "wang ji dan" and apparently they are D.O.A. before they're cooked. The "live" ones are called "huo zhu zi" and they're younger and fresher. The wang jidan are perhaps seasonal, and more difficult to hunt down, so we only got to try the huo zhuzi. They're chicken eggs so they're smaller than the duck embryos I'd had in other countries, and their flavor is more subtle. They are delicious, but not as thrilling as the SouthEast Asian ones. But you use the same salt-pepper-spice mix to flavor them. I had 3 of these. They each had tiny little chicken heads, less than an week old, so no feathers. I'd say about 12% chicken, 88% egg. BTW, what is that hard circle part on the bottom -- future bones? I'm told that Nanjing girls are crazy for them. If Nanjing girls are crazy for weird meat, that's cool with me.

duck blood

After that we tried the duck blood soup (ya shui tang). This looks and tastes like dark purple-brown jello firm tofu, in a spicy broth. I'd seen something similar in Guangdong (Canton), but I was told that was pig blood. Nono confirmed this, and called Guangdong "the fountainhead of weird meat". Yes, indeed. The duck blood was also very good, full of bloody flavor and soaking up the spicy broth.

We ate all kinds of other good local dishes, and drank the local beer, which of course, was much much better than anything brewed in Shanghai. Before we left, I took another look at the offerings, and found "black bone chicken soup with bull penis (wu ji niu bian tang)." Had to try that one! The black meat silky chicken is a popular health tonic around China, which I've had many times. And in the bowl was a small cut of a bull's penis. It was a soft rubbery little thing that looked like calamari, with little half slices cut into it to make it more pliable and soak up flavor. I believe this was a small, circular cut of the bull's penis.

bull penis

This penis was soft and tender like a fresh noodle, and captured the flavor of the soup nicely. Speaking of male cows, one of the waiters came up and told me I looked like ... the coach for the Chicago Bulls NBA team. OK. That's a new one.

quail

On my second return, I tried a "quail on a stick". It's a whole quail. On a skewer. I'd had some quail at a French restaurant in Shanghai last week, and I'm finding that quail is my new favorite bird. Dark, gamey meat that goes well with red wine. Anyone know what kind of wine goes well with penis?

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27 Comments:

At Monday, 20 March, 2006, Anonymous Heidi Petracek said...

Hey there!I work for CBC Radio's national afternoon show, Freestyle...I saw your site and thought this would make a great interview for our show!

How can I reach you? You can email me at heidi_petracek@cbc.ca

You're a brave man!

Heidi Petracek
CBC Radio Freestyle
www.cbc.ca/freestyle

 
At Sunday, 26 March, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I tried to get pork blood soup at a restaurant once, but they were out of pork blood so I couldn't get it. Bummer. I took a picture of the menu...you have to ask them what it is because they don't want to freak out other patrons.

http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_066/filipino_1.jpg

 
At Monday, 27 March, 2006, Blogger Rus said...

heard you on cbc, you're a man after my own heart. i enjoy food adventures, i was beaten by rotten shark meat in iceland though.

 
At Monday, 27 March, 2006, Anonymous s.roy said...

I also heard the CBC interview. just so you know, there is another michael olson (in ottawa, on) who loves weird meats and other exotic delicacies. that's true.

 
At Monday, 27 March, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listened to you on CBC today, mmm... very interesting and adventerous man you are!

 
At Wednesday, 29 March, 2006, Anonymous grant lysne said...

caught you on cbc... i am a traveller too...and for wierd food...china is tops..who could resist pig stomach in hot oil..cold sliced cow stomach...or the 5 spices pig feet... the food street at the end of wangfujing street in beijing is the very best...locusts, scorpions, silk cocoons...and an ocean of sheep intestine soup...very popular there

 
At Saturday, 01 April, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This penis was soft and tender like a fresh noodle, and captured the flavor of the soup nicely.


omg...i'm going to burst into laughter.

 
At Wednesday, 06 September, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the whine that goes well with penis - "Hey, not so hard, it hurts!"

 
At Friday, 17 November, 2006, Anonymous chris said...

From what I've heard young girls eat the chicken embryos to make them more beautiful. I've never eaten one, but the ones the street vendors sell smell horrible.

And i agree that duck's blood is surprisingly tasty.

 
At Saturday, 18 November, 2006, Anonymous Jenn said...

From what my friends have told me, Nanjing girls love the chicken embryos because they are supposed to make them beautiful.

I cannot believe that you ate three of them. I can barely look at them on the street.

 
At Saturday, 18 November, 2006, Anonymous Jenn said...

And clearly I didn't read the comment right before or I would have said, "I've also heard the same thing." Ahh, I'm an idiot.

Oops.

 
At Saturday, 24 March, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck thats discusting what you eat!!! Imagine how those animals were raised and killed!!! If you wanna know what happens to those poor lifes search "slaughterhouse" but your probably too heartless to care. I hope when you die someone pisses on you and you rot in hell!!! SICK FUCKERS

 
At Saturday, 14 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to have a hard penis when i feel like it ...cant do much with a soft one if though its tasty, LOL!

My favourite weird meat comes from africa...crocodile, zebra, ostriche, etc etc :)

However if you believe in God I suggest you make some research on what is ok to eat and whats not ...Chinese arent really believers :)

 
At Sunday, 22 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've had bull testicles but thats about it. they tasted good up until I found out what they were..

 
At Thursday, 26 April, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love your site!! i hate meat and most food in general but my boyfriend (who is asian) eats the craziest things!! i can't wait to show him your site!! you should have your own show for sure

 
At Tuesday, 08 May, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always the thought the Asian food culture is horribly disturbing. So you think it's right to cook embryos alive? What would you think if anyone did that to a human embryo? You do realize, I hope, that animals' pain sensation is the same as that of humans... you just don't care, do you.

 
At Thursday, 17 May, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like you tried all the good food in my hometown! I'd say Duck Blood Soup is my favorite! ^_^

 
At Wednesday, 27 June, 2007, Anonymous Machraven said...

Who the H-E-double-hockey-stick granted these PETA freaks the license to think they know anything, much less what's best for aNiMaLs?! You don't understand NATURE, do you? Oh that's right, you're an ignoramus who only sees what they want to see and only hears what they want to hear. The truth will kill you, pu$$ies..

The only non-caring individuals are YOU! You don't care to see anything about DIVERSITY! Only that it's YOUR way. Screw you..

Like plants can't feel anything.. Selective application?! One word.. HYPOCRITE!!!

'Nuff Said.. Num-nutts..

 
At Saturday, 07 July, 2007, Blogger Sceadugenga said...

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At Saturday, 07 July, 2007, Blogger Sceadugenga said...

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At Sunday, 05 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do U know where to taste penises from various countries such as French,Japanese or Even African?

 
At Sunday, 12 August, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You animal people are so overcritical, it's not like lions don't hunt down animals to get food, and that's pretty painful too.

And those eggs are delicious (even sold in America), you guys just have a mentality that you are raised by.

 
At Saturday, 22 September, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you asked what wine goes best with penis. it's been my experience that ALL of it does! :o)

 
At Monday, 22 October, 2007, Blogger J. Ellis said...

I highly recommend 'The Ethics of Eating Meat' by Charles Eisenstein.

 
At Tuesday, 13 November, 2007, Anonymous rahil said...

hey idiots penis is for fucking girls , n trust me by eating penis doesnt make any sense but fucking with same penis make a huge diferent. i like the hard n fast kind. "harder baby harder"

 
At Friday, 01 February, 2008, Blogger mohit said...

we are humen beeng not animals, how we can this much crual !!
dont check just taste, feel pain of animals, if you cant think cut your penis then try to eat that...

 
At Wednesday, 07 May, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all of u that is saying how cruel this is well wake up in the real world animals get kill every day either by other animals or in Slaughter house by human to be made in to burger and etc. and the bull is killed before they cut the penis off...and if ur so agaist this don eat meat at all idiot!

 

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